I tried to take more pictures with her but she just wanted to lick my face
These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship.
This will always be golden
I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream
I’m back in Black(sburg)! Excited to finally start the year.
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
That’s the wrong other guy.
Just kidding I am a cop and you’re all arrested
Nah I’m just fucking with you where’s the weed at
…Cause it better not be in here possession of marijuana is a class 1 misdemeanor in the state of Virginia
Okay okay for real tho I’m not a cop
No but seriously I am a cop here’s my badge
Nah dude I bought that badge at party city its plastic
For real tho
Nah I’m joking
No joke tho
I have never reblogged anything faster in my life.
John Wayne Was a Nazi — M.D.C.
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF